Challenge Yourself – 5 Sentence Short by Peter Joyce

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It started as a button that showed I was a boy
At thirteen it is hairy and I use it as a toy

21 now and coming into season
I use it now for a particular reason

30 and I should know better
I do know how to get girls wetter

I’m 50 now and no longer a lout
I get the odd reminder he is about

Idling into 70 now and all I can see is my belly
I don’t care coz I am watching the telly.

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Original written work by Peter Joyce aka @cheshirevenom

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Challenge Yourself Weekend -rhythmic and rhyme rewrite the lyrics

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Rock and Rhyme Poetry Writing Exercise
The Exercise
All you need is a song.
A rhythmic and rhyme-y song without a lot of fancy runs. You’ll want a relatively simple tune. A short pop song will work well.

Rewrite the lyrics but keep the rhythm and rhyme scheme intact. You don’t have to replace the rhyme ring and sing with a rhyme like thing and bling. But you do need to find another rhyming pair (like dance and pants). Your rhymes can be as strict or as loose as you want.

If you do just a few of these, rhyming will start to come more naturally to you, and your rhymes will flow with greater ease.

Try to rewrite the song on your own, but if you’re really struggling, hit up a rhyming dictionary or a thesaurus.

Rock’n’Rhyme Challenge by Quintessence

Rock’n’Rhyme Remix.
(Set to the tune of When I’m Gone by Simple Plan)

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When I’m Done

I’m slayin it

I creep around here

deciding what I want to be

A human showing no care

decrepid misery

It’s like my darkness is most alluring

an encrypted mutiny

now I know deaths domination

I’ll seal your fate

you know how it’s gotta be

Oh-oh

Now I ain’t gotta play a den-mother to your clown

Oh-oh

I won’t be slack, your death is coming round

Oh-oh

I’ll have the kill come fast

gonna bring the torture

It’s grizzly, smells pungently

well so long, they’ll miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Administration, cunning whirlpools of the dead

smile it’s completely aggravating

I’ll make sure you meet your death (you meet your death)

Strife always dampens while I’m saturating in all my muses

smoother way, my other reality

but that’s how it’s gotta be

Oh-oh

Now I ain’t gotta play a den-mother to your clown

Oh-oh

I won’t be slack, your death is coming round

Oh-oh

I’ll have the kill come fast

gonna bring the torture

It’s grizzly, smells pungently

well so long, they’ll miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

when I’m done

Let’s go!

 Don’t hook flack

been a slay say I

crime wanna heave uh troll to blind thee

wanna rake guts fine tonight

Applause every corpse I slay becomes a pasted glance

more wanna fake out squealing fury

because death don’t wait

this mess is up for you.

Oh-oh

Now I ain’t gotta play a den-mother to your clown

Oh-oh

I won’t be slack, your death is coming round

Oh-oh

I’ll have the kill come fast

gonna bring the torture

It’s grizzly, smells pungently

well so long, they’ll miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

Ooh, ooh, ooh

They’re gonna miss you when I’m done

(music fade out)

Original Rewritten lyrics by Jilly G

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Rock’n’Rhyme Remix.
(Set to the tune of AC/DC – Highway to Hell)

Rotted Corpse in a Shell by Richard Bell

I am greasy
I am green
Seething danger under rotted hide
Gasping hissing
queasy creep
Eating everything that’s still alive
Bloated wheezing
Black blood slime
Clothes matted in blood and spew
Underground
Gotta climb
It’s the end I’m coming after you
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL
APOCALYPTIC DEMON’S SPELL
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL
THE DEVIL RANG THE EARTH’S DEATH KNELL
Cursed long swine
Leaking rennet
Bloody mouth just like a circus clown
Seared veal
Rotted shitted
Drag my entrails over stony ground
Pulsating
Out for Grue
Gore dripping brain lust clan
Stinking summer
Retching breeze
Cannibal resurrection man
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL
APOCALYPTIC DEMON’S SPELL
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL
THE DEVIL RANG THE EARTH’S DEATH KNELL
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL
A PUTRID GAG CAUSING SMELL
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL
CRACK THE SKULL AND SCOOP OUT THE GEL
A zombie life overground
Hell awaits…
A ROTTED CORPSE IN A SHELL.

FIN

Here goes nothing
The Challenge by Peter Joyce

Set to the tune of Good Vibrations by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

It’s the C to the V, the cheshirevenom
these are my sick sweet words, this ain’t no sermon

I like horror, the blood and the guts
It’s about the slicin the precision cuts

I like the scares, the thrill of the night
I’ll kill you all or I’ll give you a fright

my domain lasts but 140 words
standing aside from your psychobable herds

words from the heart to send you to hell
got to stop now my head starts to swell

It’s such a sweet sensation
Repeat x 3
It’s such a good vibration

no more disquises, I am out on m own
tweeting my thoughts through The Twilight Zone

I am coming, you know that is true
blood on my hands I’m blaming the Grue

death inspires me, the thrill of the kill
you can’t stop me with your red or blue pill

so it’s out there my prophecy of fate
bourne out of need rather than hate

It’s such a sweet sensation
Repeat x 3
It’s such a good vibration
It will be a revelation

you better run for your life,
this cheshirevenom is packin a knife

your Jason, your Michael and your Freddy are dead
It’s time for someone new to get in your head

you can feed me after midnight
and sleep all you need

you can walk on the moores
and sow all your seed

I wann ride your brain
and drive you insane

Over and out, going out on a high
and remember the end is nigh

It’s such a sweet sensation
Repeat x 3
It’s such a good vibration
It will be a revelation

FIN

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Infected by Peter Joyce

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Here’s your writing Prompt:
The man leans into you. There is a dark red almost black colour to the whites of his eyes. He is so close his nose is almost touching your nose. You can feel his breath when he says, “We all have it in here. We are all infected.”

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The man leans into you. There is a dark red almost black color to the whites of his eyes. He is so close his nose is almost touching your nose. You can feel his breath when he says, “We all have it in here. We are all infected
.Are you eyeballing me boy?
I said “are you eyeballing me boy?”
Look I don’t know how you got in here and why you are here but I really do have a thing for personal space so can you please back the f**k up.
Thanks, now can you tell me what the fuck you are doing in my bed?
Cool contacts by the way.
“I am Goron from the Termina valley in Hades, I have come to claim your soul are take what is rightfully mine. You will offer no resistance”.
Ok, Ok, I hear you we all going to hell, you are my demon guide, what does this have to do with me?
“I am Goron from the Termina valley in Hades, I have come to claim your soul are take what is rightfully mine. You will offer no resistance”.
You know you really have a winning personality; I am going to get dressed now and go downstairs. I’d prefer it if you leaved.
! I …….
Look we haven’t even been formally introduced yet and whilst you seem like a really nice man I am going to have to ask you to leave.
! I have travelled through a thousand Hells to bring you this message. You will come with me. I have earned your soul.
I beat a number of others like me to gain your living soul. You will replace me in Hell and I will move into another realm.
It is a realm of peace and love, of understanding and empathy a realm without hate and deceit a place like no other.
I liked it when you better when you were admiring my eyes.
Your insolence will not be tolerated I demand you pass me your soul.
No worries I left it under the kitchen sink I’ll just go and get it. Wtf are you talking about? I am going to call the cops, your twistin my melon man.
This is the San Diego Police Department, Office Daniels speaking What is your name?
What is your name?
What Hi, my name, is Tim
What is your surname?
Jones
What appears to be the problem?
Yeah officer I have an escaped loony in my bedroom.
Has he harmed you?
No,
Has he threatened to harm you?
No,
Have you had a drink tonight?
Yes I had a few pints I watched the game with my friends. I woke up and this guy was in my bed.
Do you usually wake up with men in your bed?
No, No man I am not into that.
Have you taken any drugs tonight?
No I never touch the stuff, look can you please send someone over I am getting freaked out.
Look put the man on the phone if you can.
It’s for you
This is the Police department Officer Daniels speaking I have had a complaint you are harassing Mr Jones, What do you want with him?
Officer Daniels I want Tim to give me his soul so that I can be free from this waking hell.
Look I don’t know what is going on but If I give you my soul will you leave Mr Jones alone.
You will give me your soul in return for Mr Jones.
Yes, Yes If you will get out of the house. Do we have a deal?
Yes I will be right over.
The phone falls to the ground and the demon disappears, I pick up the received and hear ” I…..

THE END

Original Written work by Peter Joyce

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